Saturday, December 24, 2005

FASHION INDUSTRY ... GRR

There's a video podcast I've been subscribing to and in the latest one they showed part of a runway show. What immediately struck me was how lithe and waifish the models were. I mean, like 0% fat content ... and 0% meat content. Legs like chopsticks. It was kind of revolting. Most of the magazines I subscribe to do show thin girls but not that thin. I'm always an advocate that the Average Woman is a beautiful thing and that being skinny isn't as important as being healthy and active.

Tuesday, December 20, 2005

F-----G SCAMMERS

OK, I just got scammed. I had been receiving telephone calls incessantly on my home answering machine for months to the point where it was consuming almost all of my phone's memory. They gave an 800 number for callback---800 are toll-free, right?

Wrong.

So I'm looking at my bill and it's fairly expensive, but sometimes it is. Then I look at the charges and there is one for ... EL SALVDOR? (Yes, that's a spelling error.) I'm so filing a complaint against this.

FLAME ON.

Wednesday, December 14, 2005

We are so selfish...

You've listened to our esteemed President's speeches, right? Right? Well, the one thing that always strikes me as being really selfish are statements like this:
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We are living through a watershed moment in the story of freedom. ... Yet we need to remember that these elections are also a vital part of a broader strategy for protecting the American people against the threat of terrorism.

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When we made the decision to go into Iraq, many intelligence agencies around the world judged that Saddam possessed weapons of mass destruction. ... And it is true that much of the intelligence turned out to be wrong. ... Saddam was a threat -- and the American people and the world is better off because he is no longer in power.

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Yet we must remember that a free Iraq is in our interests, because a free Iraq will be a beacon of hope. And as the Middle East grows in liberty, the American people will become safer and our nation will be more secure.

-- George W. Bush
From the White House transcripts, today 11:08a EST.

(And of course this was heavily paraphrased, but the statements are real.)

I don't know about you but every time President Bush speaks of the war it ultimately comes down to "we will keep America safe". America. Us. Me, me, me, me... I mean, like we are not the only country in the world targeted by terrorists. Why is the focus so much on us? Like America is last hope for a democratic world? Doesn't this strike you as being selfish?

And the statistics you hear all the time like "30 Americans wounded today"...what about other nations' casualties? What about the citizens of Iraq! While we're fighting to keep our armed forces alive and safe, what about the tens of thousands of affected Iraqis who have no care about the war except to keep their families safe?

Friday, December 09, 2005

BURP. ARGH.

Indigestion just sucks. I had this ultra-spicy hamburger yesterday that burned so bad I was feeling The Pain through the night. Today, it was still a little firey so I drank one of those yogurt smoothie things. Oops. Bad mistake. Now I'm still firey but my stomach is burbling. Sigh.

Looks like "Fire Breathing Cow" has turned into "Frustrated Belching Cow".

Tuesday, December 06, 2005

GRRR! KRALL IS FREE!

Diana Krall. Love her. Her latest Christmas album. Well, I am kinda lukewarm about it, so I only bought a couple songs off of it from iTunes. (iTunes is great how they have like a free song of the week.) So I logged onto the iTunes store and guess who is free this week? Diana Krall. And the free song? One of the two I purchased.

AAAAAAARGH.

OK, so I could have saved myself 99 pennies, but still. GARRRGGHH.

Holy Frozen Spit, Batman!

It's cold. Really really cold. You wouldn't expect California to fall into this sort of chilly snap, but oh-my-goodness-it's cold. It went from being moderately warm, to breezy, and straight down into ice cold. I rarely have the heater on but right now it's keeping me from turning into an icicle. And it's not that it doesn't get cold around these parts, but it seems unusually chilly. Yours truly, the Fire Breathing Cow, would love to heat the room with some angsty flaming breath, but I wouldn't have strength to keep heating this room all night. All I can say is that I hope my energy bills aren't going to be too high. :(