Angry Cow On The Loose
COW ANGRY. MUST DESTROY STUPID HUMANS.
So, it occurred to me the other day that I really don't have a blog for venting. After all, The Blogsicle is meant as a cheery look at the oddities of life. That's all well and good, but a girl needs to vent, right? RIGHT?!
And thusly, the Fire Breathing Cow jerked to life amidst a furious lightening storm. This was the "Moo Heard 'Round The World". No, well, not really. (But if you say something enough times most people will believe it to be true.)
Once again I did faux journalistic due diligence and Googled for the existence of other Fire Breathing Cows. I only found a few hits so I claim this blog. :)
So, it occurred to me the other day that I really don't have a blog for venting. After all, The Blogsicle is meant as a cheery look at the oddities of life. That's all well and good, but a girl needs to vent, right? RIGHT?!
And thusly, the Fire Breathing Cow jerked to life amidst a furious lightening storm. This was the "Moo Heard 'Round The World". No, well, not really. (But if you say something enough times most people will believe it to be true.)
Once again I did faux journalistic due diligence and Googled for the existence of other Fire Breathing Cows. I only found a few hits so I claim this blog. :)
posted by Amster at 5:31 AM
1 Comments:
If you want, I can simply sneeze at them and turn them into crispy bacon, if you'd like.
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